Read massage parlour’s BRUTAL response to a customer who went in seeking a ‘full body massage’: ‘Your overall attitude reeks of deep-seated prejudice’

  • The massage parlour hit back after the customer gave them a two-star review
  • The owner of the New Zealand massage parlour wrote a scathing reply
  • They took aim at his 'manhood' and his 'deep-seated prejudice against women

A massage parlour's brutal message to a customer who came in for a different kind of rub has resurfaced. 

The parlour, understood to be in a small New Zealand town, is going viral for all the right reasons three years after the owner wrote their brutal response to the 'disgruntled' customer.

The owner's response, going viral on Reddit, came after the customer gave the parlour a two-star review for not providing a 'full body' service. 

'I guess you were upset that, despite the masseuse's repeated requests to keep your underwear on and to keep your privates covered, your constant, purposeful displaying of your [woefully unimpressive] "manhood" did not receive the response you desired,' the owner wrote. 

'You actually scared the masseuse by your behaviour so much so that she actually left the doors open during the massage in case she needed to call out for help. Are you proud of that?'

A massage parlour's brutal reply to a customer who came in for a different kind of rub (pictured)

A massage parlour's brutal reply to a customer who came in for a different kind of rub (pictured)

The owner encouraged the man to come back so he could 'meet' the masseuse's husband.

'So please, next time you book a massage, let the masseuse know beforehand that you require some phallic appreciation to massage your pitiful ego, and she can arrange for her husband to meet you there, as he is very keen to discuss the incident with you,' the owner wrote.

The owner rounded out their reply by saying the review stunk of 'deep-seated prejudice about Thai women and misogyny in general' before recommending the man sought help to address those issues.

Reddit users were amused by the owner's reply with many mocking the disgruntled customer.

'Nothing worse than going to the new rub and tug place that just opened up only to find out that they only do weird s*** like give you a actual professional massage,' one user commented. 

'The one I used to go to years ago in Darwin had to put signs up all over the place specifically telling people they weren't a rub and tug joint. Must have been pretty f****d to need that,' another said. 

'Oof, not even Vicks Vapor Rub is gonna sooth THAT burn, mate,' a third wrote.

The response was posted on social media platform Reddit in reply to a review from an unsatisfied customer regarding the business not providing a full body service

The response was posted on social media platform Reddit in reply to a review from an unsatisfied customer regarding the business not providing a full body service

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